I just looked at the battery icon on my laptop and realized it wasn’t charging. I said, “What the fuck.” Then I investigated. (Of course I put on my beige trench coat and got out my magnifying glass. Columbo is on too often at my house.)
Anyway, I quickly realized that part of the adapter was unplugged. So I plugged it in. Duh. And when I saw the battery icon come back on, I don’t know, it was just so AMAZING. You can just put a piece of plastic in a little hole, and something that wasn’t working will start working again. (I’ve been spending too much time on my bud’s Erotica Nation page. What I just said made me think naughty thoughts. 🙂 )
I wish life worked like that, anyway. Plug it in and it works again. But I’ve spent half of today feeling like I was about to have a heart attack, my vodka glass is empty (I have to go see to that), there are still clothes in the dryer, the alarm will go off in two hours in case I forget to give the dog his medication, and then I have to remember to reset the alarm to bring my mother to the doctor in the morning. The lawn needs to be mowed, it looks like rednecks live here. If I had a gun, I’d shoot myself right between the eyes.
I had an appointment with my psychiatrist last week, but my mother wasn’t feeling well, and I had to cancel. Next one’s not till October, and I know my meds need to be changed. Ah, well. Everybody in the whole goddamned world probably needs their meds changed.
But I have digressed! What did I start out with? Oh, yeah. Tove Lo is my new lady. Do you know Tove Lo? I first heard her in my Nick Jonas CD on “Close.” Then on my 50 Shades Darker album with “Lies in the Dark.” (One of my fave songs ever.) But then I was scrolling through the bargain CDs on Amazon (which I do too often), and I saw LADY WOOD for $5. So I bought it. And then I immediately bought QUEEN OF THE CLOUDS.
I watched a short interview she gave on FUSE, and then I watched the video for Habits (Stay High) like half a dozen times. I am infatuated. Since I’m currently trying to forget somebody, it’s nice to have an imaginary girl. And Tove Lo definitely gives me LADY WOOD. Ha ha.
Do you ever wish somebody would fuck you so hard it would be hard to walk for a few days? Harder with girl on girl, but it can be done. (Dildos not included.) Do you ever wish somebody would just tell you that you matter to them? Like, really matter. But once, when I was hospitalized for trying to kill myself, I had a doctor that I really liked. She said, by the time you die, you’ll only be able to count your TRUE friends on one hand.
Fucking wise lady. God, I swear like a pirate these days. Hey True Friend, if you’re out there, don’t forget about me, OK? I’ll be waiting.